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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
galactibun
turboslime: “ drinkmasturbatecry: “ razzledazzy: “ netforce0: “ descartes-and-thosecartes: “ sensorydeprivationprincess: “ turboslime: “ Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken...

turboslime:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

“bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

i cannot believe this post is back on my dash

Ho ho holy shit

galactibun
lolodapsycho

reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

aries-sama:

myrinae:

  1. says “cool beans”
  2. does finger guns
  3. says “coolio”
  4. “my guy”
  5. “my dude”
  6. ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop
  7. “ayyeee” 
  8. makes a lot of weird faces
…. @lolodapsycho @pika1043 @nvrendfangirl If only you guys saw me on a daily basis…. These are literally the main hitting points in my humor. +Dark and Inappropriate humor. Nini knows that one.

Help I’m feeling called out

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alfredohatespasta-art

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

jee-zuss:

cafeblossoms:

goghash:

swizzlastrology:

taylorswiftville:

cacti-tea:

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE

HEY IF YOU’RE A FOLLOWER OR SOMEONE WHO SEES THIS POST AND YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOOT YERSELF OR YOU LIKE TO TALK IN GENERAL JUST GO TO MY ASKBOX AND JUST GO FOR IT 💖💖💖YOU GUYS CAN TALK TO ME ABOOT ANYTHING

DO THIS GUYS!!

DO IT I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH YOU GUYS

I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS !!

I like being hypocritical about my username!!

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